Hi lads, ladettes, this morning I have a few things to suggest to do in case you have a little too much time on your hands.
1. Try and reach the kettle holder which you lost behind the stove ages ago. Yes, you do need to be a bit limber, but it will keep you busy for a long time. Do not follow my example and do this, after you cooked something on the stove. That will only lead to that you burn your stomach. I am not going to tell you how I know this, but I do.
2. Get down on your knees and scrub every floor in the flat. Make sure you have at least two cats who can monitor your work. All this work will be accompanied with merry cheers like "NO, let go of the rag!" "I said, move your furry little body out of the way!" Stop attacking me when I am trying to make the house clean for all our sake!"
And.... If you listen close enough, you can also hear the cats giggle. But you have to listen very close.
3. Try to go out and smoke on the balcony during the stormy weather. Oh, the excitement when you almost set fire to your own hair, the fun part when you can't see anything at all because your eyes is running from the harsh winds. This is a must for everyone who feels just a little bit adventurous.
No, no, no, no need to thank me for enlighten your life and coming up with fun ideas for you to do. It's my pleasure.
Now you will have to excuse me, because I am a very busy bastard, I have to think up more fun things for you to do. Cheers.