I got it! I got it! I got it!!!!
Or it. I mean him. I'm in already in love with him, such a chubby little bloke, so perfect, so fine, and just in order to travesty the mighty fine Axl Rose and Duff in a way "Is it possible that he might be mine?" With the direct answer "Yea, hell yea!"
Now, I shall immediate dust my bookshelves, I know just the perfect spot for him...